Extremely not safe for work! Have Kevin Blechdom & Lawrence Klein gone too far this time?
Like Vanilla Ice’s career, the final Juggalo Gathering report from Dalton “D-Tox” Blanco was lost in a smoke cloud somewhere in the Midwest. Here it is now—uncut & uncensored.
The Gathering is half over and it feels like it’s been weeks. The Port-O-Potties are some next level shit, as in up and over the toilet seat!
Juggalo camp: the arrival. “This place is already crawling with hardcore Juggalos, and we are a day early.”
D-tox had to sleep in a ditch and dreamed of hanging out with skunks in a shitty forest with no light. Read the exclusive reporting.
Why won’t he help that poor man in the pool?
L.A.’s own Captain Ahab have a new record today (The End of Irony from Deathbombarc) …